Thursday, June 01, 2006

Please Stand By...

There will be a temporary outage while The Wildebeest Asylum relocates to new offices in Sydney. Normal service will resume shortly, and we sincerely apologise for any inconvenience.

While we are looking forward to expanding our business overseas, the editorial staff of The Wildebeest Asylum would like to emphasise that the move will not diminish our commitment to 'Kiwi' values*, nor does it reflect a lack of interest in the 'Kiwi' market. It's just because of the Damn Socialists not giving us any tax cuts!

* Including but not limited to: a friendly and easygoing nature, a quarter acre block for every family, an excessive drinking habit and an antiquated and emotionally stunted ideal of masculinity.