Sunday, August 27, 2006

For the Role Players

700 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG (via Lore Sjöberg)

"388. Pursue means chase after, not just make called shots to the knees.
389. My samurai is not required to commit seppuku if he fails to hit the monster.
390. My character's background must be more indepth than a montage of Queen lyrics.
391. A starting paladin has no conceivable use for industrial lubricant."

3 comments:

Skarnz said...

I just sat down and actually started reading this.

kinda ridiculously long, but fairly amusing.

but now im sleepy

Jon said...

Yeah it is a bit long, but for anyone whose done a bit of role playing, pretty much spot on.

Bob said...

The list is bizzare and obscure. Fits roleplaying to a tee.