Five Things I Have Learned From Watching Rock Star: INXS

1) INXS still have fans. May God have mercy on our souls.

2) American Idol singers are actually pretty shit. (Don't even ask about NZ Idol.)

3) Being married to Carmen Electra doesn't stop you from being incredibly horny.

4) If your ratings aren't meeting expectations, it's time to throw a few Britney Spears and Natalie Imbruglia songs into the mix.

5) If you're in a world famous rock band you can get away with wearing a pedophile mo.