Friday, November 03, 2006

Speed Dating

Ever get tired of spending a long time getting to know someone only to be rejected? Ever wish there was a way to simplify and streamline the elaborate social rituals of meeting new people? If so then speed dating might just be for you! Now you can save time by being rejected by up to a dozen people in a few short hours! Recommended for everyone looking to lose a whole lot of excess self esteem.

2 comments:

Skarnz said...

Aww dude.

Not sounding so good after all...

Sounds like crapsteaks covered in dictators, actually...

Jon said...

Yeah it was a bit crap. I think the worst thing is that I paid $80 for the privilege!