Statements that are true about me in bold. My comments in italics.
- I miss somebody right now.
- I don't watch much TV these days. America's Next Top Model just started again!
- I love olives. Damn dirty olives!
- I own lots of books.
- I wear glasses or contact lenses.
- I love to play video games.
- I've tried marijuana. Note to any family members or police officers who may read this: I have not actually tried marijuana.
- I've watched porn movies. And they were all boring.
- I have been in a threesome. But not from lack of trying.
- I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
- I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
- I curse a whole fucking lot. Every opportunity I get.
- I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
- I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
- I'm TOTALLY smart. SMRT, no less.
- I've broken someone's bones.
- I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. I'd tell you what it is, but I'm too ashamed.
- I hate the rain.
- I'm paranoid.
- I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
- I need money right now.
- I love sushi.
- I talk really, really fast.
- I have fresh breath in the morning. Not this morning at least. Damn tequila shots.
- I have long hair.
- I have lost money in Las Vegas.
- I have at least one sibling.
- I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
- I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
- I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
- I like the way that I look.
- I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
- I know how to cornrow. Sounds dirty...
- I am usually pessimistic.
- I have a lot of mood swings.
- I think prostitution should be legalized. They did it last year and I haven't noticed the end of civilisation yet.
- I think Britney Spears is pretty. Pretty annoying too...
- I slept with a roommate.
- I have a hidden talent.
- I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
- I have a lot of friends. I have a medium amount of friends.
- I am currently single.
- I have pecked someone of the same sex. Sounds dirty...
- I enjoy talking on the phone.
- I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
- I love to shop.
- I enjoy window shopping.
- I would rather shop than eat.
- I would classify myself as ghetto.
- I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
- I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
- I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
- I'm a pretty good dancer. But only if dancing includes moshing to Tool.
- I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
- I have a cell phone.
- I believe in a god.
- I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I have passed out drunk in the last 6 hours...
- I've rejected someone before.
- I currently like someone.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. More like too many ideas.
- I want to have children in the future. I really hate kids.
- I have changed a diaper before.
- I've called the cops on a friend before.
- I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
- I'm not allergic to anything. Not that I'm aware of...
- I have a lot to learn.
- I am shy around the opposite sex. Unless I'm drunk...
- I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I have at least 5 away messages saved.
- I have tried alcohol or drugs before. You mean there are people that haven't?
- I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
- I own the "South Park" movie.
- I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
- When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. Does that mean what I think it does...?
- I enjoy some country music.
- I would die for my best friends. Yeah but I'd die for all kinds of stupid things.
- I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. Urgh. Pizza Hut, gross!
- I watch soap operas whenever I can. Urgh, soap operas. Gross!
- I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
- I have used my sexuality to advance my career. I don't think my boss would go for it.
- I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. Urgh, Michael Jackson. Gross!
- I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
- Halloween is awesome.
- I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
- I have dated a close friend's ex.
- I like surveys/memes.
- I am happy at this moment.
- I'm obsessed with guys. Not guys in general, no.
- Democrat.
- Conservative Republican.
- I am punk rockish.
- I am preppy.
- I go for older guys/girls, not younger. Quiet there in the cheap seats!
- I study for tests most of the time.
- I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
- I can work on a car.
- I love my job. Ha!
- I am comfortable with who I am right now.
- I have more than just my ears pierced. I'm a non-conforming non-conformist.
- I walk barefoot wherever I can. My feet are too beautiful to be exposed to the nasty outside world.
- I have jumped off a bridge. Not that I can remember.
- I love sea turtles. I love pretty much anything stupid looking.
- I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
- I believe in prophetic dreams. If even one of my dreams was prophetic I'd be very frightened.
- I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. Just not sure which one yet.
- I am proficient on a musical instrument. Proficient but still with a long way to go.
- I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
- I hate office jobs. Don't know what else I'd do...
- I love sci-fi movies.
- I think water rules.
- I went to college out of state. Not exactly, as we don't have states, but I did deliberately move as far as I could from my hometown.
- I am adopted.
- I like sausage. Sounds dirty... (but I don't mean it like that).
- I am a pyro. Who isn't?
- I love the Red Sox.
- I have thrown up from crying too much.
- I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
- I love kisses when they’re done well.
- I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
- I adore bright colors. Black all the way.
- I love Dear Abby.
- I can't live without black eyeliner.
- I think school is awesome. Ha!
- I think pigtails serve a purpose. Quiet there in the cheap seats!
- I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
- I usually like covers better than originals.
- I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
- I think John Cusack is adorable.
- I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
- I watch Food Network way too much.
- I love coaching youth sports.
- I can pick up things with my toes. Why go to the bother of bending over every time you want to get something off the floor?
- I can't whistle.
- I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither. Not sure about this one but there's no one around to judge my attempts.
- I have ridden/owned a horse.
- I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
- I can't stick to a diet.
- I talk in my sleep.
- I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. I'm not sure which one I should have been born in though.
- I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. If by 'distractions' you mean 'alcohol'.
- Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
- I have jazz in my blood.
- I would not be friends if they weren't family.
- I wear a toe ring.
- I have tattoos.
- I love vaginas. I'm more concerned with what they're a part of...
- I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
- I am a caffeine junkie.
- I know who Santos L. Halper is.
- I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
- I love wrestling.
- I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
- If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
- I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is. The latter only!
- I have been to over 15 conventions.
- I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
- I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. Even though the thought makes me queasy right at the moment...
- I'm an artist.
- I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
- I am ambidexterous.
- I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. This was true when I was a kid though.
- My computer has a name. Ariadne.
- If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
- I have terrible teeth.
- I hate my toes.
- I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. Not by name, anyway.
- I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
- I have lived in either three different states or countries.
- I am extremely flexible.
- I love hugs more than kisses.
- I want to own my own business.
- I smoke or have tried cigarettes.
- I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
- I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. Even if you don't count work.
- Nobody has ever said I'm normal. If they did I'd take it as an insult.
- Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
- I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
- I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
- I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
- I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
- I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before
- I have played strip poker with someone else before.
- I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because. What else is there to do in the shower?
- I have or have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. Although God knows people have tried to make me.
- I believe in ghosts and the paranormal, I just don’t make it easy for them to convince me.
- I can't stand being alone.
- I have at least one obsession at any given time.
- I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. No, but that sounds like fun!
- I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
- I know what THAC0 means. Who doesn't?
- I have a signed Tom Servo head.
- I would rather sit in the same spot doing nothing than do homework. Depends on the subject.
- I love eating regular flavored Crest toothpaste.
- I've never been in love
- I like angry boys too much for my own good.
- I have made one or more fancharacters for almost every fandom I've ever had.
- I organize to the extent of being OCD, but my living space is generally a mess.
- I have, at times in the past, mocked someone else for liking something I thought was stupid, only to become obsessed with it myself. But I have been the mockee in this situation many times. I'm always ahead of the fashion...
- I have bad taste in music.
- I like tuna salad on saltine crackers instead of bread.
- I think people that say that "these are the best days of your life!" to school kids should be taken out and beaten. Repeatedly. Especially if they actually believe it. I am honestly at a loss to understand how anyone could believe it.
- I own many many books I have never read, and probably never will because no matter how broke I am, I still manage to acquire books almost as fast as I can read them.
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