The Sunday Lessons

1) Don't take a tactical puke right after eating a pie. Not only is it a waste of a good pie, but it does you no good because only the pie at the top of your stomach gets regurgitated while the alcohol which is making you sick remains where it is.

(And throwing up undigested food is quite unpleasant. Kind of like taking a shit out of your mouth. It actually put my jaw out.)

2) The Rocky is dead, long live the Rocky.