Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Conversations With Drunk Women

(A brief retrospective of the long weekend.)

Me: Listening to good music is better than sex.
A: Maybe you're just having really average sex.
Me: Maybe you just listen to really average music.


C: You know I'm a really shy person.
Me: [Rolls eyes] If you say so...
C: No really! I'd never dress this way if I was sober!
C: You'll tell me if I start falling out of my top right?


Joel said...

With comments like the above, you should really be a rock star ;)

Jon said...

As you can see, not only have I been studiously practising the guitar everyday, I have also been practising my hedonistic debauchery as often as possible, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time before I am a rock star...