Sunday, November 20, 2005

The Sunday Lessons

When sifting on to a cute girl in a club, make sure you don't let Barnes open his mouth within earshot of her.

For Christ's sake, if it's 4 in the morning and you're having a crap night, just give up, go home and get a decent nights sleep for a change. Don't stay out for another two hours just out of sheer habit and stubbornness.

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