Don't Criticise the Government, or the Posties Will Come for You

The Post Office is getting it's mail deliverers to take down details about the houses they visit and sell it to market research companies. I'm so stoked to hear that government agencies are spying on us for our corporate overlords! It saves us the trouble of putting the electrodes in our brains and beaming the information directly to them. So what do we need the SIS for? Just get the Posties to report our daily activities right back to Comrade Helen and the Ministry of Information.