Apologies

In an earlier edition of the Wildebeest Asylum, we reported that Half-Life 2 finished without explaining any of the story. I am informed that in fact it is all explained, you just have to hunt for it. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.

The editorial board would also like to apologise to anyone who had the misfortune to interact with them on new years eve. Bear in mind that any unpleasantness or discomfort you may have experienced was due to the prodigious feat of the consumption of almost an entire bottle of Bacardi.